The Thief Who Stole Midnight by Christiana Miller
Author:Christiana Miller [Miller, Christiana]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
ISBN: 9781483987477
Amazon: 1483987477
Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Published: 2013-04-09T00:00:00+00:00
Maddie came out of the bathroom, triumphantly waving a bottle of Nyquil. "If this works on him, like it does on me, he'll be out 'til Valentine's Day."
"No way! I hate that taste of that crap!" The burglar protested, struggling against his bonds.
"Knock it off!" Maddie said, glaring at him. Then she pinched his nose shut, poured a shot Nyquil in his mouth and forced him to swallow.
He spluttered and gakked, but he swallowed.
The doorbell rang again.
"Would you open the door already?!" Nick hollered.
"Great. Nick's here too." Mike muttered.
"Unless you're doing something too kinky for the parental units to see." Rio chimed in.
Mike and Maddie looked at each other. Their whole freaking party was out in the hallway.
"What too kinky? Oh, please. I've birthed children. What's left that I haven't seen?" Irini said
Maddie grimaced. This was not how tonight was supposed to go. "Hold on a second," Maddie yelled. "We'll be right there." Then she turned and gave the burglar her best evil eye. "Zip it. I mean it. Or we're talking boxers with tire tracks."
But the Nyquil was already working its magic. The burglar yawned, his eyes drooped, and he started snoring.
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